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[h2bro]

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[text] i had to

[magmamia]

I will not open that window.

[magmamia]

You buffoon, you didn't bring your phone, did you?

video

[h2no]

Hey, bro! Do ya have any idea if that Carvanha of yours is close to evolvin'?

[GRIND IT OUT UNTIL IT EVOLVES HRRRNNGHn]

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[h2bro]

Bro!!! My sweet baby girl ain't never gonna evolve! She's gonna stay my li'l scratchy-watchy baby baby beachball girl forever!!!!

[ GRIND OUT YOUR FACE WITH YOUR TERRIBLE IDEA HRAAAAAUGH ]

hey. action

[h2no]

[archie catches matt when he's laying upside down on the sofa, like he usually is. he flops down nex to his large (boy)friend and groans, rubbing his face and grabbing pathetically at matt's arm.]

M'tired. Punch me and knock me out.

hey wow

[h2bro]

[ just boyfriend. slay those parentheses, you coward. matt would probably yell a lot about how he wouldn't ever do something that mean to archie, if he had the energy, but he spent the morning staring at the ceiling and losing himself in his thoughts so he's still kind of zombie-ish and out of it. ]

Noo. I'd have to get up. I ain't into you enough to make such a big-ass sacrifice. [ he waves his non-grabbed arm lazily through the air. ] But you can sit next to me and we can cuddle and watch a dumbass movie 'til you get so bored you pass out or somethin'. That's what I normally try to do.

[text] please note that they are definitely in the same house right now

[magmamia]

wy ar
Matt why are you depressed
explain.

[text] matt: currently depressed and upside down on a sofa, maxie: drunk and next to him

[h2bro]

I'M
UH
UHHH
UHHHHHHHH
THAT'S REAL?
THAT'S REAL BRO
THAT GOT REAL BRO
THAT GOT REAL FAST
WHERE'S ARCHIE MAYBE TALK TO HIM MAYBE

action BOI

[h2no]

[guess who's hooooome...

actually it could be literally anyone, because archie decided the best way to deal with his stress and BRAND SPANKIN' NEW TRAUMA was to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes, unable to find any weed. he's an adult. a grown ass man.

anyway, he didn't announce his return. he's just sitting on the couch downstairs at like 4am staring blankly at the tv.

hey ho.]

[h2bro]

[ perhaps unsurprisingly, Matt hasn't been sleeping much since the haunted house opened. he hadn't been there when Archie had needed him and, also unsurprisingly, has had a knot in his gut over that fact for days.

he's down the stairs in seconds when he hears the door open, crawling onto the couch seconds after that. he doesn't know what to do or say but he doesn't need a fucking psychology degree to see how messed up archie is. should he say something? hug him? apologize?

heeeeee dooooooesnt knooooooooow whaaaaaaat to dooooo. he just

sits there. ]

action

[magmamia]

[breaking the rules with action, if matt is home enjoy maxie stomping around the house.]

Matt! Come out here!

Re: action

[h2bro]

[ Matt isn't used to waking up during the day? Archie usually lets him sleep, occasionally checking in on him to make sure he's getting enough food, maybe making sure his sleep cycle isn't so broken that he'll see at least some sunlight. so he's kinda pissed when it's only like 1pm and maxie's waking him up.

he heads out of his and archie's bedroom, stares maxie dead in the face and just sorta covers the poor magma man's face with his big ol' ham hand. ]

Stop.

text

[h2no]

matt
if crobat could wear pants
would it look like this
or
this
or
this

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[h2bro]

this is so fuckin stressful bro i dont know i dont know anything im not a scientist im a man who throws weights at the ocean
uhh
uhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

text

[magmamia]

Re: text

[h2bro]

great

i have a question

text

[h2no]

what do you think muk would look like in space

Re: text

[h2bro]

HRMRMMMMM




happy :D

action? fight me

[h2no]

[okay so it's been quiet for a while so archie decided to fuck around with the special water guns iwai left for him. he didn't spray any on himself, seeing the effects as paralysis and poison, but... the mortar?

archie is holding a water balloon he got from the mortar. he wants to see if it'll work like a water-grande as well as fired out the equitment. it's only sleep, and he's sure matt can take a quick cat-nap.]

Yo, Matt! Come here a sec!

[this is gonna be hilarious.]

i put aCTION ON ALL MY INBOXES BECAUSE OF THIS

[h2bro]

[ Matt's in bed when Archie calls out to him from outside, laying upside down and lifting weights while watching TV. Chill life. Chill day. Chill time. When he hears the boif, though, he drops the weight (probably loudly and making Mightyena bark like he thinks someone's at the door) and jumps to the window, lighting the fuck up.

He climbs out the window and shuffles slowly down the side of the house rather than leave through the front door. It takes more time than just leaving would have, but he thought this would have been faster and he's in too deep to back out now.

He bends down and kisses Archie on the forehead. hi, bro. ]

Wassup?

text 1/something

[h2no]

hey babe the thing back at my place is shaped like a bed today

[h2no]

swimming through a kelp forest of dick?

[h2no]

i can see the stars through the ceiling. oh no. not yet!!!

did you think i was gonna wait until xmas for this

[h2no]

[archie has made matt a very important present which he has yet to wrap up for christmas. mostly because he hasn't found good paper? it's all got some weird fat red guy on it? where are the ones with anchors. fuck america.

anyway. he left it on the bedside table by accident. have fun.]

text 1/2

[h2no]

bro......... yyou know your power is super strength?? i dont think you need it because youve been lifting the heaviest weights of all since we me

Re: text 1/2

[h2no]

my spirits