[he was gonna say "water" or something stupid as he threw the balloon at matt, but matt is too close. it bounces off his chest and back into archie's face, even with matt's hand there.
[ He's too stunned to panic? He just kinda frowns and stares down at Archie as he falls to the ground like a meteor without a ten year old to stop it. He also kinda realizes that Archie probably intended this to happen, because, like. Like. Water balloon.
So.
He picks Archie up and slings him over his shoulder and heads back towards the house. Just gonna... just gonna
[he doesn't wake up until matt is plonking him down on the bed and even then it's groggy and awful.]
Urrggh... fuck! That wasn't meant to-- [he sits up too fast and shakes his head, plapping his hands on matt's giant chest uselessly.] ...Did ya at least laugh?
[archie cackles in delight. the logical part of him knows matt is Just Saying That, but the part of him that's stupid in love with matt doESN'T CARE HE SAID IT WAS FUNNY!!!]
Yes. Yes? YES!! Bahahaha! [he claps excitedly, then puts his hands on matt's shoulder to pull him down.] ---After I finish napping. Ten minutes? What am I, Maxie?
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[ He puts his hand on Archie's head. tiny. tiny man ]
Food?
[ the only other thing he cares about other than shelly and exercise and water and archie and pokemon tbh ]
1/2
[he was gonna say "water" or something stupid as he threw the balloon at matt, but matt is too close. it bounces off his chest and back into archie's face, even with matt's hand there.
it explodes on him.]
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he's fine though. he's clearly fine. he's snoring.]
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[ He's too stunned to panic? He just kinda frowns and stares down at Archie as he falls to the ground like a meteor without a ten year old to stop it. He also kinda realizes that Archie probably intended this to happen, because, like. Like. Water balloon.
So.
He picks Archie up and slings him over his shoulder and heads back towards the house. Just gonna... just gonna
tuck him in
he guesses ]
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Urrggh... fuck! That wasn't meant to-- [he sits up too fast and shakes his head, plapping his hands on matt's giant chest uselessly.] ...Did ya at least laugh?
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Bro.
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
[ he stares, deadpan. bUT THEN WAIT, AN IDEA ]
BRO. BRO. BRO. BRO.
LET'S THROW 'EM AT PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE JOGGIN' IN THE PARK. GAAHAHHA?!
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Yes. Yes? YES!! Bahahaha! [he claps excitedly, then puts his hands on matt's shoulder to pull him down.] ---After I finish napping. Ten minutes? What am I, Maxie?