Bro you got it right right away and then you corrected it and messed it up how old are you? 90? youre supposed to stop drinking at like 40 lol drink some milk tea w/ crackers and kiss a rock for good luck bro then we'll talk about my big feel except not really
anyway im not! im happy! im dating and i have pokemon and a river any crippling depression is not even a thing thats happening to me right now ever
i ain't swearin TAUROSONEY to a 115 y/o. you know this isnt how mature gentlemen behave bruh nosin into all my business like some kinda some kinda! some kinda who knows what!
but also bro i am so touched and loved and full of touched love rn thanks for the HOT SUPPORT BRO! i dont mean to be depressed but i guess if i had to say why its because i did bad things and i cant get over it i should be over it for archies sake but it turns out im a BIG SELFISH FOOL
oh. Courtney was also with these feelings i didn't she cried, a lot. if you cry i shall endevvore endeavor to pat your back, comfortingly Matt. You do not need to be "over it.
what? what are you talking about? courtney? what did you do to make courtney sad. why are you such a bad team leader! (you arent a bad team leader im just RUSTLED AND READY TO TUSSLE) anyway you can pat me as much as you want but i wont cry broski i have to get over it because im wasting everyones time by not being over it archie wants me to go out and make friends and im barely even doing it! i nearly ended the world just because i was sad. and because i didnt understand why archie turned his back on us. even hough he didnt and i was just a fool in the wrong and im garbage bro. solid garbage. how can anyone trust a man like me in a world like as good as home
I am tussled similar to you courtney ewas was distraugt very emotional and i had failed her and her emotions, Matt. There were a lot of them.
[he now, without looking from his phone, starts aggressively patting matt's arm, over and over. which also means he's only using one hand to phone. enjoy incomprehension.]
uui h33e 59b qdd3o5j 6i7 q43 5not rewidured to be well dorf sht sake if ud3 alone you 3ir nor farbage toy dool qe 3 hqbf3 qll mwj3 miw5rqjes, natt
[ just sayin' it to shut maxie up tbh. except oh wait, he has no self restraint and just continues to not let this go ]
I'm a bad person and you shouldn't worry about me healing or whatever. You should worry about me doing something bad again, 'cause I'm a bad dude. And also stop bein' all drinksy without drinksying up some water, bro!!!
[ and he starts shoving maxie back. shove shove shove pat pat pat push push push ]
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[text] please note that they are definitely in the same house right now
Matt why are you depressed
explain.
[text] matt: currently depressed and upside down on a sofa, maxie: drunk and next to him
UH
UHHH
UHHHHHHHH
THAT'S REAL?
THAT'S REAL BRO
THAT GOT REAL BRO
THAT GOT REAL FAST
WHERE'S ARCHIE MAYBE TALK TO HIM MAYBE
i'm tempted to say that is what is actually happening
Tell me matt
Matt.
Matt.t.
we canon now
how old are you? 90? youre supposed to stop drinking at like 40 lol
drink some milk tea w/ crackers and kiss a rock for good luck bro then we'll talk about my big feel except not really
anyway im not! im happy! im dating and i have pokemon and a river
any crippling depression is not even a thing thats happening to me right now ever
excellent. good saturday night at pokemon house
I apologize mattt that is a lie.
drink plenty of water when drinking Matt
Swear to me.
yes! rthat is why I am confused!
Why are you depressed!
I am suppportive!!
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nosin into all my business like some kinda
some kinda!
some kinda who knows what!
but also bro i am so touched and loved and full of touched love rn
thanks for the HOT SUPPORT BRO!
i dont mean to be depressed but i guess if i had to say why its because i did bad things and i cant get over it
i should be over it for archies sake but it turns out im a BIG SELFISH FOOL
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turs
stop.
You behave.
oh.
Courtney was also with these feelings i didn't
she cried, a lot.
if you cry i shall endevvore endeavor to pat your back, comfortingly
Matt.
You do not need to be "over it.
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what? what are you talking about? courtney?
what did you do to make courtney sad. why are you such a bad team leader!
(you arent a bad team leader im just RUSTLED AND READY TO TUSSLE)
anyway you can pat me as much as you want but i wont cry broski
i have to get over it because im wasting everyones time by not being over it
archie wants me to go out and make friends and im barely even doing it!
i nearly ended the world just because i was sad. and because i didnt understand why archie turned his back on us.
even hough he didnt and i was just a fool in the wrong and im garbage bro. solid garbage.
how can anyone trust a man like me in a world like as good as home
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I am
tussled
similar to you courtney ewas was distraugt
very emotional and i had failed her and her emotions, Matt.
There were a lot of them.
[he now, without looking from his phone, starts aggressively patting matt's arm, over and over. which also means he's only using one hand to phone. enjoy incomprehension.]
uui h33e 59b qdd3o5j 6i7 q43 5not rewidured to be well dorf sht sake if ud3 alone
you 3ir nor farbage toy dool
qe 3 hqbf3 qll mwj3 miw5rqjes, natt
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ok listen i know this is badadvice coming from the man who drowned the world twice almost but a thought to consider:
hey drink a water?
[ matt pauses. his arm hurts. ]
Wait, bro, I dunno why I'm even-- bro. Wanna use our words? Like adults? I'm-- I'm looking at you, bro. I can see you.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Maxie, stop lookin' at your phone. Brone.
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[that showed him. he's getting tired of slapping so he sort of stops, glaring at his phone like it will make it easier to type with one hand.
wait whatever sadness or something.]
Why are you sad?
[still just. looking at his phone]
Wait, you... answered. Yes. Very well.
Matt, you must- you shall take your time. In healing. I command it.
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[ just sayin' it to shut maxie up tbh. except oh wait, he has no self restraint and just continues to not let this go ]
I'm a bad person and you shouldn't worry about me healing or whatever. You should worry about me doing something bad again, 'cause I'm a bad dude. And also stop bein' all drinksy without drinksying up some water, bro!!!
[ and he starts shoving maxie back. shove shove shove pat pat pat push push push ]