[archie claps, cheering her on, despite the fact she's attacking his pokémon. sharpedo flings itself backwards, acting more hurt than it is. she does actually get it to flinch, though, which is lucky.]
Oh, shit! He flinched! That's another opening, Carvanha!
[ Matt just dances in place, punching the air and hollering wordlessly to the sky, cheering Carvanha on. He points at Sharpedo, getting ready to pick Carvanha up and dive into the fray with her if he has to. bad. Bad ]
Carvanha! CARVANHAAAA.
[ ... ??? carvanha just takes that as another Waterfall command and charges into Sharpedo again. Matt laughs in he background, still just causing a scene. Bad Trainer ]
[the waterfall hits again, as moves tend to when a pokémon flinch. the second time knocks sharpedo back further, into archie. he puts his hands on it, giving it a pat.]
S-So scary! [ matt puts his hands over his eyes, trying to act terrified but smiling too much to actually do it. carvanha, though, slows down in the water, gruffling unhappily and warily swimming in place. ]
Don't look, sis-bro! Use yourself a freakin' Crunch!
[ and she does, unhinging her fucking god damn jaw and just sinking down on sharpedo's skin. she snuffles a little at the rough skin hitting her, but she's a boss and ain't giving up. ]
[it's a crit! sharpedo yelps and rolls, trying to get the poor carvanha off its side. archie watches this, trying to resist the urge to mega evolve sharpedo, to do anything that would actually be his usual tactics.
[ Matt shakes his fist at Archie's Sharpedo, who probably doesn't give a shit? Then he's back to stomping around on the grass with his hands over his eyes and just Too Much Energy. he's too excited, even as Carvanha is blown off Sharpedo and lands on the grass. Matt yelps and delicately picks her up and puts her back in the water. there u go sweetheart ]
HYPER BEAM!!!!!!!!
[ carvanha looks confused. matt laughs. carvanha laughs, too, in her fishy way, when she realizes she's been punked.
they both just laugh and forget about the battle for a second. ]
[ Matt fucking dives into the river, getting smacked in the side by one of Sharpedo's aqua jets and not even giving a fuck. He just wraps Carvanha in his arms and holds her tight while she sneffles and snorfs in his arm, still itching for a battle. she's splashing in place looking like she's about to dive after sharpedo, but he just hugs her until she's distracted and starts plantin' bitey love kisses all over him. ]
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Oh, shit! He flinched! That's another opening, Carvanha!
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[ Matt just dances in place, punching the air and hollering wordlessly to the sky, cheering Carvanha on. He points at Sharpedo, getting ready to pick Carvanha up and dive into the fray with her if he has to. bad. Bad ]
Carvanha! CARVANHAAAA.
[ ... ??? carvanha just takes that as another Waterfall command and charges into Sharpedo again. Matt laughs in he background, still just causing a scene. Bad Trainer ]
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Alright, Scary Face!
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Don't look, sis-bro! Use yourself a freakin' Crunch!
[ and she does, unhinging her fucking god damn jaw and just sinking down on sharpedo's skin. she snuffles a little at the rough skin hitting her, but she's a boss and ain't giving up. ]
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man, playing dumb is hard.]
Use Aqua Jet to get her off, but don't hit her!
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[ Matt shakes his fist at Archie's Sharpedo, who probably doesn't give a shit? Then he's back to stomping around on the grass with his hands over his eyes and just Too Much Energy. he's too excited, even as Carvanha is blown off Sharpedo and lands on the grass. Matt yelps and delicately picks her up and puts her back in the water. there u go sweetheart ]
HYPER BEAM!!!!!!!!
[ carvanha looks confused. matt laughs. carvanha laughs, too, in her fishy way, when she realizes she's been punked.
they both just laugh and forget about the battle for a second. ]
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She already hit me with Hyper Beam!! Right in my face!! WITH HOW CUTE SHE IS!!!!!
[archie yells, wading further into the river to get to sharpedo in the brief respite.]
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[ Matt fucking dives into the river, getting smacked in the side by one of Sharpedo's aqua jets and not even giving a fuck. He just wraps Carvanha in his arms and holds her tight while she sneffles and snorfs in his arm, still itching for a battle. she's splashing in place looking like she's about to dive after sharpedo, but he just hugs her until she's distracted and starts plantin' bitey love kisses all over him. ]
YOU BOTH WIN!!!!