h2bro: <user name=h2bro> ((・`  ´・))
🌊 Matt 🌊 ([personal profile] h2bro) wrote 2017-10-24 04:27 pm (UTC)

Yeah, but-- but she ain't a grunt! You don't gotta go as hard on her as we did on them! She ain't meant for big serious battles against big hot dudes like you, bro! She's my cute sweet and precious Carvanha princess who I'm gonna enter in a bunch of contests so everyone can see how tough she is!

[ matt's tough princess snorts in the water and continues splashing around, excited for a big serious battle against a big hot dude like archie. matt sighs. ]

I mean, okay. Two insteada one sounds good. [ he jumps to his feet, flexing his arms, hitting his Battle Pose. ] Let's-- let's do it, bro! Carvanha, you ready?! BATTLE POSITIONS, CARVANHA.

[ carvanha gets in her battle position. if she had large biceps she would flex them, but instead she just snorts some more and ruffles herself up at the bank by matt's feet, swimming from side to side ready to eat some shark. ]

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